i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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