Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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