Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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