Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
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I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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