There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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