You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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