I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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