Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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