Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
