So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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