he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
So here I am, sexting at work.
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