Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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