It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
there was a trapeze. enough said
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
All I want is dick and wine.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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