i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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