everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.