Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(631): View more from New York

all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.

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(650): View more from California

I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese

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(678): View more from Georgia

He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.

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(310): View more from California

I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.

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(443): View more from Maryland

he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.

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(301): View more from Maryland

I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids

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(602): View more from Arizona

I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.

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(416): View more from Toronto

I think I gave a random lady a dildo

(587): View more from Alberta

Again?!

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