lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
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From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy