Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.

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(813): View more from Florida

We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.

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(765): View more from Indiana

He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.

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(949): View more from California

did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?

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(734): View more from Michigan

I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.

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(719): View more from Colorado

I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree

(1-719): View more from Colorado

it happenes

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.

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