I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
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I have fence marks all over my body
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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