nut hugger
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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