He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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