I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Randomize
