Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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