I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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