his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
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I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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