remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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