how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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