if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Sorry my hands just texted you
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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