Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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