Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
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Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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