Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
