i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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