He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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