I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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