Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Who died my cat blue again?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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