It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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