And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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