what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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