I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
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My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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