so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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