if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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