Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
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I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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