You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Terrible idea I love it
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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