I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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