I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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