i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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