I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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