Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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