I just pynch a tree in the face
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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