its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
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You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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