some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
The struggles of a small town man whore
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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