this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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