jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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