What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
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what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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