how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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