You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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