I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Someone came in the potted fern
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I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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