I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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