i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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