and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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I have a black eye again and dont know why again
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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